They’ll win some, they’ll ooze some

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Texas-Oklahoma it ain’t.

But the University of Texas at Dallas promises the start of a brand-new athletic rivalry during this month’s homecoming celebrations. The chosen sport: oozeball, a sort of volleyball played in knee-deep mud.

In case you’re wondering, no, UTD doesn’t have a football team.

On Oct. 23, UTD will sponsor an intramural oozeball tournament. Then, at 6 p.m., UTD’s champions will take on a squad from the hated University of Texas at Arlington.

No word yet on the early Vegas line.

— Joshua Benton